don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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