Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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