i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Every concussion has its silver lining
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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