She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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