summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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