covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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