watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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