it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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