i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
NoShamevember. You game?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
