She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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