Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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