dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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