Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Soap is not a condiment
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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