there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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