State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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