i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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