So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
A+ Viking dick
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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