I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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