when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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