Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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