Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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