Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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