Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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