when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Less talking, more tequila
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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