so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We're too hungover to prance.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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