I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
3pm strippers are depressing
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
