But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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