hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
never play flip cup with pint glasses
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
this boner is exhausting
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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