Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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