chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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