New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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