she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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