"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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