Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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