Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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