Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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