ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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