For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Randomize
