i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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