wanna go halves on a baby?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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