I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you didnt know i had herpes?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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