You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
