you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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