Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
