Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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