i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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