Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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