Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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