i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So many bounce houses so little time
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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