there was a trapeze. enough said
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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