I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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