Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
