I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
where am i from again
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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