Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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